The Never - Never Nest

(Play) Now, read, enact and enjoy the play based on the theme of purchases on instalments. Let’s know how the plot unfolds. Characters Jack Jill, Jack’s wife Aunt Jane Nurse Scene: The lounge of JACK and JILL’S Villa at New Hampstead. The essential furniture consists of a table on which are writing materials, and two chairs.

As the curtain rises the lounge is empty, but JACK and JILL come immediately, followed by AUNT JANE. Jill: And this is the lounge. Aunt Jane: Charming! Charming!

Such a cosy little room! And such pretty furniture. Jack (modestly): We like it, you know, handy place to sit in and listen to the radiogram. Aunt Jane: Oh, have you got a radiogram as well as a car and a piano?

Jack: Why, of course, Aunt Jane. You simply must have a radio set nowadays. Jill : And it’s so nice for me when Jack’s away at business. I even make him move it into the kitchen, so that I can listen to it while I cook.

Jack : Sit down, Aunt Jane, you must be tired— and we’ve shown you everything now. Jill: What do you think of our little nest, Aunt Jane? Aunt Jane: I think it’s wonderful, my dears. The furniture—and the car— and the piano— and the refrigerator and the radio-what’s it— it’s wonderful, really wonderful!

Jack: And we owe it all to you. Aunt Jane: Yes, Jack, that’s what’s worrying me. Jack: Worrying you, Aunt Jane? Aunt Jane: Yes.

That cheque I gave you for your wedding present—it was only two hundred pounds, wasn’t it? I— didn’t put two thousand by mistake? Jill: Why no, Aunt Jane. What on earth made you think that?

Aunt Jane: Well, that’s all right. But